You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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