I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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