Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you win again, gameday.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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