He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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