I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it glows. i had to have it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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