no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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