i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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