the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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