For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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