you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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