morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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