Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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