Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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