how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
