What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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