batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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