OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My balls are so social today.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
