Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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