I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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