Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im holly from the hills drunk
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I need moral support for this bender
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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