i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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