one might say we're banned from that church
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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