everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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