I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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