when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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