so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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