Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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