AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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