Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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