Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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