They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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