I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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