Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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