1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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