Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The adults are the big ones right?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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