You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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