I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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