The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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