You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have already put on my inside pants.
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