everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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