Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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