Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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