Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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