do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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