Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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