belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We are two peas in an std pod
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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