bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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