i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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