let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
why is half of my head shaved?
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