I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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