He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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