Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
smell my finger.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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