How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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